If furniture could talk....
Attention all dressers, beds, forgotten toys, and gigantic dust bunnies:
MISSING
1 pair boys' brown pants, size 2T
1 pair women's jeans, size...let's just say "between pregnancies"
1 orange sippy cup, likely 1/2 full of soured milk
1/4 of a grilled cheese sandwich
1 green Thomas the Train wagon
1 parrot
1 cheetah
1 large canvas bag
1 recipe for pumpkin bread
1 pair men's blue shorts, size unknown
1 wedding ring...yikes!
1 round plastic Pyrex lid
1 pair baby fingernail clippers
Any possessing knowledge leading to the whereabouts of any of these items, please respond immediately. Anonymous tips accepted.
So, I wouldn't want my furniture, appliances, toys, and closets talking to me on a regular basis. I'd certainly get far too many cries of pain and domestic criticisms. But, I think if my possessions could speak strictly when spoken to, it'd be pretty beneficial.
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Don't know about any of those particular items...
I do, however, specifically remember dropping a fully-intact "girl" cheese sandwich behind the dresser when I was approximately five years old.
Yum.
I considered mentioning your habits, but didn't. But another good reason for furniture-speak. These are just a few things I'm aware of missing. What about all the random, possibly nasty, items that I didn't know were misplaced?
If the wedding ring was in your pocket when the pocket went into the wash, the ring could be hanging out in the dryer...
Not that I speak from experience or anything...
I specifically remember FINDING the fully-intact (and by that time, rock-hard) "girl" cheese sandwich behind said dresser. Good luck getting the furniture to 'fess up.
Love it! We are missing some of the same things, including the wedding ring!
hehee! i think my washer steals socks all the time!
I don't know about your items, but my kiddos found a McDs chicken nugget that was *several* months old in my truck and it looked just like it did the day we bought it.
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